Trump’s tweet to Bill Graham…

有英语入门级评论员妄言,雅思考试Trump 5分Obama 7分,实在搞笑!不知道雅思考试是针非母语外国人的吗?我不认同Trump的诸多政策及观点,但佩服这老头的语言段位。短短一段推文,完美把握推特媒介特性、语言时效、适用场合、读者群并心理预期。 一个全大写的GREAT, 一个nobody like him,  一个very special man, 激动的Billy 差点要从棺材里爬起来,熊抱从没见过面的铁哥们Trump。相形之下, 奥巴马显得谨小慎微,中规中矩。长句子不合推特风格,两个Who用得更是扭捏,读起来堆堆砌砌,空洞乏味,虚情假意。结尾to generations of Americans 又犯了个致命错误, 不该秀包容的场合秀包容, 冒犯了信徒,冒犯了非信徒,更让棺材里的基督徒Billy不得安生。学者律师加政客如Obama都搞不过Trump,难道是要连任的节奏。难怪有推客骇怕,建议关闭Trump 账号,不许他继续兴风作浪。要不大家都改行脱口秀,一块狙击Trump?

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Death of NAPLAN, or death by standardisation

Albeit incessantly controversial debates around NAPLAN since its introduction in 2008 by the then Education Minister Julia Galliard, its damage has run deep, to both education and society. Since NAPLAN can be easily gamed, academic coaching schools have been mushrooming in migrant, and/or lower SES suburbs, causing traffic delays on weekends and luring many full time school teachers to earn handsome spare cash. Property price near higher-ranked schools on sites like Myschool has skyrocketed, rapidly transforming many such schools and their communities into ethnic enclaves. Coupled with the so-called international educational benchmarking frenzy like the PISA, NAPLAN has been fast retracting Australian education, with such plausible advice as learning from one of the world’s most hideous educational systems like China as its mega city Shanghai tops the PISA consistently.

China as our role model:(

In the eyes of Shanghai students and teachers, NAPLAN is not even a child’s play. Yet, China’s original contributions to knowledge after schools and universities were reopened in 1977 are pathetically piecemeal compared with its population size and in the past decade have been dwindling in quality. Why so? The autocratic regime that suffocates democratisation (of speech, ideas, motives, mobility, etc.) is one to blame and its rigid, nationwide standardised testing system is another. Both favour singularity, homogeneity, solidarity, and certainty, which are like performance enhancement drugs in a short term but are innovation killers in the long run. Many middle-class above Shanghai parents are in such as a despair that they deperately seek overseas education refugee for their children in countries like Australia, unaware of the dire social and emotional toll those children may have to endure. So, is Australia like China and should Australia become China-like? Absolutely not! Then, why should we copy China’s system?

Experts behind NAPLAN!

It is fascinating that among all NAPLAN debates, rarely has anyone questioned credibility of the experts developing and administrating the test behind the scene. Since NAPLAN is mainly about literacy (of words and numbers), we might ask a very simple question on top of the experts’ test designing skills: how literate are these experts themselves?  Our dear readers may immediately dismiss this question as ridiculous or people who dare ask it as laughable. But after we ponder for a second or two on what literacy really is and what it means today, it may come to light that it is not so laughable after all.

In fact, it is legitimate and deadly serious.  Otherwise, we wouldn’t be shocked by a recent debate among  university academics in the Conversation on the pertinence of cursive handwriting. We may wonder who would need to learn cursive handwriting (or even handwriting) these days while we can type, touch, talk to, eyeball, or even will smart devices to act and there are myriad ways to improve student motor skills. In 2015, we witnessed the downfall of a former chair professor of poetry at the University of Sydney who was caught red-handed using the university email service to play racial slurs with friends. The professor should at least know that workplace emails are corporate property and are retrievable with technical ease. He should also have been adequately versed to know that poetry is intercultural remix by nature.  These people are literacy experts but their literacy skills are either of diminishing value, are outdated, or are becoming hindrances. Yet, some of them are experts devising NAPLAN, advising on it, or teaching into it. How ironic!

Literacy today…

Literacy relates to language and other sign systems that humans use to transact goods (ideas, emotions, values, information, etc.) and services. Sign systems evolve over time in tune with social and technological dynamics, so does literacy. It was mediated in the past by rocks, bamboo, scroll, or paper; these days we are accustomed to fidgeting in digits. Rocks are heavy, bamboo spiky, and scrolls too pricy, which made literacy exercises physically and financially challenging, appropriated only by a small group of elites.  No wonder intensity and reach of literacy in our pre-digital past was a paucity. Just think how many snail mails we sent each year in the past and how many emails and text messages we are sending and receiving each day today. Or compare how many people in the past were functionally literate to write letters and how many messages we can email and text instantly today?

The contrast from a sporadic challenge to an immersive, nearly ubiquitous daily activity is jaw-dropping and the transition from the elite to the mass is close to a completion. And yet we are whining that our literacy performance is going downhill. It seems we have no confidence in the wisdom that practice makes perfect; instead, we believe that practice makes permanent bad. Facebooking and snapchatting, littered with outrageous GIFs, emoticons, and others enigmatic symbols, often read like alien gibberish.  Sadly, audacious as they are, there is no sign these sorts of gibberish are going away any time sooner. Alas, they are here to stay and are infiltrating our beloved literacy world, chanting “practice makes permanent”. Standardised tests like NAPLAN could be our last straw for salvation!

What is literacy, anyhow?

Humans possess multiple senses but our means to relay information across time and space have been technologically restricted for quite a long while. Until the digital revolution, written words were the most cost effective while other means like images, voices, and videos were simply too expensive. It was no wonder that literacy then was largely synonymous with reading and writing. Alongside, proud traditions and discourses had been fortified to maintain this literacy authority. Today this authority is being shattered to the core by the computer, the internet, smart, wearable devices, and the AI, to name a few. Every second, hundreds of millions of people across the globe are involved in inconceivable sorts of literacy activities on top of reading and writing: twittering, Instagraming, Facebooking, livestreaming, animating, and trolling. None of these were availed to the mass thirty years ago. Oddly, none of these are assessed in NAPLAN, considering that it was commissioned more than twenty years later after the first major offence of the Internet.  And yet, experts, journalist, and politicians are condemning literacy deterioration, pointing fingers at schools, teachers, and students. If this is not a sign of sleep walking, then it must be motivated by sheer contempt.

Above all, it is a contempt of the scientific truth that literacy evolves. Standardised literacy tests like NAPLAN impose explicit rules rather than accommodating real life, authentic literacy practices. Even worse, they mob dissidents with many dying rules. This authoritative practice might have some grounds in the past when change was relatively slow, but is becoming increasingly archaic in digital times.  Just ask how many 80 years old are able to decipher 16 years old teenagers’ snapchats!

Of course, it is a contempt of people, irrespective of their age, class, gender, or ethnicity. It is a fact the younger generations are more literate overall than the older ones.  They have been extensively exposed to numerous varieties of text and have immersed in numerous literacy practices. Such is beyond the wildest imagination of the generations before  the 1970s.  And yet, in NAPLAN-like standardised tests, their innovative literacy practices are not honoured, let alone studied and promoted. How arrogant! And why would it be a surprise that NAPLAN results have been stagnate for ten years and decline sharply from Year 7 onwards? Year 7 is a time when students are attaining more learning autonomy and confidence to embark on extensive, novel, daring literacy journeys. And NAPLAN is trying to hold them back!  What a sham/e!

NAPLAN’s demise.

Contemporary literacy falls largely into three interrelated types. The first type is everyday or functional literacy. It enables us to go about daily life such as shopping, travel, and socialising. This type of literacy is usually immersive, ubiquitous, and improves alongside real life participation and use.  What have been discussed above are of this type. Can/should this type of literacy be standardised, tested, and benchmarked? Highly unlikely, unless we freeze time, change, and evolution. Physically situated, constantly evolving, and inconceivably diverse, everday literacy can only be cultivated and assessed through ongoing, authentic instructions and practices, inside and outside classrooms.

The second type is critical literacy. It empowers us to see through text; whether a text is racially biased or whether it is evidence based or just hearsay. This type of literacy is essential to a healthy democracy, its freedoms, and civic participation. Yet, attaining this type of literacy is knowingly complex and is usually subject to age and experience. Applying NAPLAN-like standardised tests will only reduce critical literacy to a cold robot or a faceless regime that crusades social dissent, as is happening in such countries as mainland China and the North Korea.

The third type is disciplinary or professonal literacy, which is knotted in specific disciplines or professions. This type of literacy can hardly be obtained without significant dedication of time, energy, passion, talent, and without a doubt, some degree of maturity. Some part of it might be automated to ensure a good command of terminologies. That might be exploited by NAPLAN-like standardisation.

But even this will not last long, when the AI is expected to reach tipping point of mass application in the near future!

 

语言小天才?

周一早上老大学校在悉尼市政厅搞年度颁奖,出席家长要穿正装。不得已人模狗样了一下,三岁10个月的小女儿瞅了一眼,说Mum you’re beautiful, Daddy you look so STYLISH。不由愣了一下,屁大小孩也会用STYLISH?今早老二要给班上同学送圣诞cookie,说某某同学奶制品过敏,不能送。冷不丁小女儿插话,I’m not ALLERGIC To diary。顿时惊个半死,老爸专四考试那会一生悬命地背单词,一上场却在with 还是to之间打转,这一周才上两天幼儿园的小不点却随口就来。为什么?猜想是smart devices搞怪,有意无意增加了语言输入, 补上了新移民家庭的短板。看来科技力量无限,如何使用很重要。

顽固恋旧的悉尼人

悉尼市区Wynard地铁站的木制电梯用了85年要退役(1932年建成,与悉尼大桥同龄),悉尼人舍不得,于是艺术创意成了今天这样子的雕塑,继续服务。新州政府计划把为2000年奥运建的两座体育场拆了扩容,刺激经济。消息一出,舆论哗然,指责政府乱弹琴,不增加民间体育、学校和残疾人士资助却搞大体育。有人发起请愿,几天内签名即突破十万。媒体称若政府一意孤行,州长或可能因之下台。悉尼人真的好恋旧好顽固!

Taronga Zoo

30多年前悉尼Taronga 动物园,动物主要供游人娱乐,这座废弃的泰国象馆即是见证。今天的动物园基本就是老弱伤残收容所,功能已完全转变,以教育和生态保护为主,骑大象拍照已成陈迹。游人过来一边休闲一边接受再教育,顺便消费为动物保护助力。30年不长,观念变化之巨还是令人惊叹。

破钢烂铁上的咖啡馆

经常带孩子到Blaxland Riverside Park玩,直觉河边火爆咖啡厅很有特色,没想过为啥。今天仔细看了一下,才发现蹊跷。原来这公园从前是海军弹药基地,咖啡店是基地货运码头,为防空袭,纯钢铁框架。

本来很碍眼又不环保的一堆废物,当地政府如若果决,应该早已拆掉,另做他用了。想想看,真是奇妙的巧合。官员们的一时拖沓犹豫扯皮,留下的却是艺术品般的咖啡馆和建筑创意。再过几百年,如果真能时空穿越,不知后人又能用这些废钢烂铁鼓捣出多少新鲜玩意儿!